Neighborly theft is not OK. It’s also stupid, especially when dealing with a guy like Imgur user Sexpressed who got so bored of his newspaper being stolen by his neighbor he decided to set up a pretty disgusting but probably quite satisfying trap for his kleptocratic neighbor.
“The first step was to wake up early today and grab the paper right after it was delivered before my neighbor could get their stupid f****** hands on it.”
So Sexpressed decides to take it up a notch and leave this charming note as an instruction and warning:
He didn’t end there though and took it up a notch to something a little bit more disgusting when he decided to add a sprinkling of excrement to ram his message home.
We pixellated it for you to save the grossness. You’re welcome.
Personally I would have used glitter which would have got the message through effectively and annoyingly without having to resort to actual poop. But each to their own.
Sexpressed later posted a victory pic, after his neighbor got his “package” and decided not to steal his paper again.
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