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Dude Ruins Ex’s Life After Fake Pregnancy For Cash



This is a long read. But worth it.

One of the most long winded, but satisfying revenge schemes we’ve seen. For all those who’ve been messed around with by crazy ex partners, meet Redditor cannonballjug. He got messed around and decided to take some pretty most intense and long winded revenge against his ex fiancee. It gets pretty twisted, but he seems satisfied.

He starts:

“I apologize up front for the rather lengthy post, but it’s all true and was my greatest revenge. It all starts about 10 years ago. I was happily engaged to a girl who I knew for about 9 years but had only been dating for about 1 year. Let’s call her “Nancy McFu****C***bag”. All was good, she had her dream engagement ring, we had a nice house together, both had steady jobs and the wedding plans were coming along nicely. About two months prior to the wedding we found out we were going to have a baby! Such happiness had never been felt before. Wedding plans continued and the big day was only 28 days away.”

How lovely right? So far so good. But it gets intense fast.

“I come home from work and find that Nancy isn’t home. I call her to see if she got held up at work and to see what time she might be home. But Nancy wasn’t at work, she was at her grandmother’s house, in another state. Nancy calmly told me that she no longer wanted to get married and that she was not coming home.Complete and utter shock. What just happened? I try to call her back, her phone is off. I call her grandmother, no answer. What about the wedding? What about our baby? What about everything? No answers. No contact for three days. Three days of no breath in my body, no clues, nothing. On day four Nancy shows up and starts packing her stuff. She won’t say a word to me. Nothing. She leaves and sends me an email saying that she can’t be with me, again no reasons.”

As any normal man or prospective husband would, Cannonballjog decided to investigate and do some sleuthing.

Things don’t look good at this stage.

“I begin calling her sister and asking what happened. Her sister tells me that she has no idea but gives me their mom’s phone number. Strange, Nancy said her mom was out of the picture because she was an abusive alcoholic. Nevertheless I call mom. Mom tells me that I am lucky number three who has fallen for this trap. Nancy cut mom out of her life so mom couldn’t ruin Nancy’s game of milking guys for money and resources. Nancy has been pregnant twice before and had “miscarriages” and milked guys for everything she could before running off to super Christian grandma’s house and claiming abuse so grandma will take her in until the dust settles and she can do it again. What. The. F***.”

“Nancy”‘s actions start to have an effect on his health.

“Weeks go by and still no contact with Nancy. I’ve lost 20 pounds and have been counseled at my job for poor work performance. My family is mad as f***. Family members lost money on travel plans to the wedding, and I am mortified. I lost all of the deposits on everything for the wedding since it was less than 30 days before it was cancelled. I’m p*** broke. I check our joint bank account, negative $2k. F***. Guess I won’t be paying the mortgage.I start to get my **** together and my sadness turns to rage. I had so much anger inside of me I actually had to scale it back a bit or I might have gone to prison.”

She adds insult to injury by ending things by text.

“A month and a half after the split I get a text. “I had a miscarriage, you stressed me out too much and my daughter is dead now”……. Daughter? I was having a daughter? You’re blaming me for this? That’s it, I’m going to kill….. No, wait…. Breathe…. Get your **** together…. Take this ***** apart at the seems. A few days of Xanax and whiskey get me over the hump of sadness again… Back to rage… Let’s do this.”

I mean, that’s not really a great way to medicate yourself when you are boiling over with pure rage. But whatever.

“Most of Nancy’s s*** was still at my house (which I have to walk away from because I can afford it). I start to pack it all up and in order to get rid of it somehow. But I stumble upon a few things. Her résumé and her checkbook to her personal bank account. I read her résumé, it’s all BS like everything else. I hop on the computer, create a new yahoo email address and send a long letter to her corporate office telling them line-by-line how it’s all lies. Feels good. Operation checkbook. I sign her name on every check and rip them all out of the book. I drive 30 minutes to the seediest part of town and leave them on a sidewalk in front of an AM PM… Too much good stuff. I go back home and throw out all of her ****. F*** it. Sue me *****. Except her laptop, I keep that. Two weeks go by. Nancy calls, I don’t answer. Voicemail says she got laid off due to cut backs. I know that’s not true. Two more weeks go by and letters from some District Attorney’s bad check restitution program begin to trickle in the mail. Yeah. Oh and the registration renewal for her car. Shred all that. Oh, while I’m at it I might as well put a change of address in for her at the post office. Where to? The temporary shelter for the homeless sounds good. I hear through a mutual friend that since Nancy is out of work now she is staying with friends and supported financially by super Christian grandma.”

Things are starting to feel satisfying for the guy. Life is taking a definite bad turn for Nancy too – with a little help.

At least lovely grandma has stepped in to help out. End of her troubles right? Not really…

“I hop on her laptop and make a new yahoo email address that is only one number different from Nancy’s real email. I email super Christian grandma a video of Nancy [doing pretty unspeakable things] that I had saved. I titled the email “hey grandma check out this video I took of my job, I hope I uploaded it right” Yeah. Email reply. “You are disgusting. I hope your new job pays well because I’m not supporting you if you act like that” Oh, damn.. A two for one deal. Embarrassment and financial distress. Noice.”

A little extreme perhaps to involve innocent grandma in this? But he obviously felt like she was necessary collateral damage.

“Weeks go by and I get a call from Rent-a-Center. WTF? Oh they want all of Nancy’s furniture back. I had no idea it was rent to own. I tell them I don’t have it. They argue and say she says in have it. I stick to my guns and tell them I do not have it and I don’t know where it is. That night I burn it all in the yard. $4200 owed. Zing. I find out that Nancy has a new job and as I am planning my next move I hear great news. Nancy has been arrested and is in jail for embezzlement. Apparently she had some money problems and stole $5k out of petty cash and got busted. Oh god this is great.”


“Months go by with no updates, and then I hear from a friend that she was bailed out of jail by grandma after only a few days and ended up taking a plea bargain for a felony conviction and three years of probation along with restitution. Rekt. I hang my hat and call it a day. I have gotten my revenge. I’ll leave it there, time to move on.”

Seems like he is addicted to revenge as he doesn’t stop.

“A couple months later the phone rings. It’s a repo company looking for info on where Nancy is because they are trying to repossess her car. Hahaha, ok, one last nail in the coffin. I make a few calls and find the address where she is staying. I call the repo company back and give them the info. They thank me and say I am eligible for a $100 reward if they get the car back. “No thanks, this one’s on me.””

So what became of Nancy and where is she now?

Unsurprisingly her life is looking pretty bleak.

“Nancy is now a felon, jobless, and a single mom of a kid she recently had from some random guy. She lives in an apartment with her brother and his girlfriend. I am happily married with a beautiful daughter and a great life. Yesterday I get a Facebook message from Nancy. “Congrats on the marriage and daughter, I’m glad you’re happy”

Time to forgive and forget? Erm, no.

“I reply, “Go **** yourself :)” she blocked me. Life is good. Sometimes taking the low road heals the soul.”



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Long Justice

Guy Dumped by a Gold Digger gets Justice




Revenge can be satisfying, even if it takes a long, long time. A Redditor who goes by the name of Karmas_Revenge not only countered his gold digging ex’s attempts to wreck his life but managed to turn the tables on her and end up with a huge steaming pile of figurative justice poured all over her astonished face.

This is a long read, but worth it.

“I dated a girl for about four years, lets call her Brandy. We were best friends before we dated, then we dated for about four years. She was awesome. I loved her very dearly. As far as I knew we were awesome together and great as friends and as lovers. We rarely ever fought. We got along great. We got engaged and had plans to get married. As far as I knew everything was perfect. In fact, I still doubt I will ever find another partner that I am THAT compatible with.

Wow that sounds awesome. Surely nothing could go wrong right?

“I spoiled her too. Maybe that was my biggest fault. I always let her go shopping whenever wherever she wanted, I kept her fed from a golden spoon and wrapped in the finest linens. Even if she didn’t ask, I typically enjoyed spoiling her. That’s just how I am.”

Yes my friend, this was certainly not a wise move.

“She had recently gotten a part time job as a funeral directors assistant, paying $10 an hour, and I had subsequently gotten her a new cellphone line for her as a work line, as a celebratory gesture, because she had been wanting a Note 5 and wasn’t due for an upgrade. she said she would pay for the balance on the old phone with her first check.

Then one autumn day our only car got repoed. She called the bank, the bank said I was three months behind on my payments. I knew that wasnt right. That’s when she told me it wasn’t working out. She said she was tired of being broke and struggling financially. She wanted something better out of life than being broke all the time. The interesting thing to note here, is that she hadn’t worked in a couple years, and had been living off of my paycheck. I’m a network engineer, live comfortably in a fairly nice house with lots of the latest toys and gadgets and everything but my newest car is paid for. I would hardly call that struggling.

But it apparently wasn’t good enough for her.”

One man’s comfortable living is another woman’s struggling apparently.

“So she left after the car got repoed. I was upset about it and went to my mothers house for the day while she packed her s***. While I was at my moms I paid the repo fees and the past due balance for the amount the bank told me that was owed. Turns out the balance was for a different account, the bank had repoed the wrong vehicle and given me the wrong account number to pay. So I paid somebody else account. They fixed it, applied the balance to my (not past due) account and promptly gave me my car back.

I came back that evening with some friends and she had taken EVERYTHING. she took all of the furniture, except a couch and my bed and my kids beds. She took collectibles, decorations, food, basically everything that wasn’t nailed down.

Also when she left, she took her two cellphones that I have been paying for on a payment plan. So I still had to deal with my cell phone bill being $300/mo for three phones, when I only use one of them. I still owe $1200 for those two phones Then there was a matter of a $2,000 loan she had taken out with my mom, that she had agreed, in writing, to pay back.


“I sent her an email a few days later asking for my stuff back and for the money she owed and she responded that I was harrassing her and that if I ever contacted her again she would call the cops and threatened bodily harm from her stepdad.”

Alarm bells should really have started ringing, but hey, justice usually gets served in these cases.

The old “I’m going to call the cops, but I’m also going to assault you and kill you” threat. Get it right, either threaten legal repercussions and calling the police or go down the fake mafioso violence threat route. You can’t combine the incompatible threats!

“So I suspended her lines and didn’t say anything. She called me from a borrowed phone the next day to ask me if I was going to tell her before I turned her phone off. I said I didn’t feel like I need to, since they were my phones and the account was in my name.

Since then she has tried to have my electricity turned off. which didn’t happen, because they called me to confirm.

She has tried to sell my car without having it in her possession, which failed.

She has tried to call the police on me for harassment, dumped trash in my yard and called the homeowners association, and broken into my house and left things and taken other things, on several different occasions. I have changed my locks and set up security cameras since then.

So enough of the backstory. Here’s where my revenge comes in. I took her to small claims court for $9,500 for property and damages and all the money she owed and I won. Granted I have to pay to have that enforced, and honestly I don’t even care to enforce it. But I won. Revenge is mine

I also got a promotion at my job since she left, was recently given a a raise and a big fat bonus, just got a $1,000 voucher from Delta since they screwed up my flight, and things are generally better than they had been before she left, tenfold.

She lives with her mom in a tiny room with no air conditioner, and no heater, can’t get a car (my buddy owns a car lot, she tried to buy from him because everybody else had turned her down. he turned her down on principal) or a cell phone because of her credit, and relies on friends and family to drive her to her 2 day a week job and school. She also owes $40,000 for school loans for her first couple years, and shes got four more years left to go. But I guess thats better than struggling, right?”


But there’s more.

“Edit #2: I just wanted to add this. After I suspended her phone lines, she got really angry and attempted to get revenge in a number of ways, all of which failed.

1. She tried to sell my car to a dealership without having the car with her. (how stupid can you be?)

2. She tried to have my electricity turned off.

3. She hacked my facebook

4. Broke into my house several times, (left things, took other things) until I changed the locks and put in security cameras.

5. She tried to close out my loan account with the bank, and have them repo the car. (They told her as long as it was being paid for they wouldn’t repo the vehicle under any circumstances)

6. She tried hacking all my email accounts, bank accounts, Steam account, Xbox account, and any other account she could to try and screw me over.

7. She managed to cancel one of my debit cards, but it wasn’t my main one and she didn’t take any money, she just wanted me to face the dificulty of not having a debit card?

8. She threatened me multiple times “physical bodily harm” from her stepdad and brother.

9. Dumped trash on my lawn and called the Homeowners Association.

10. Frequently sent me pictures of that cat that we adopted. (This one hurts a little bit, but I’ll never let her know that)

11. Made sure that everybody knows what a horrible person I am and how s***ty I was throughout her entire relationship. “

Victory is in the eye of the beholder. He sued her for $9500 and won, got a great job, she works 2 days a week and can’t get a car or a phone thanks to his (probably sweet) revenge.



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